Tuesday 1 May 2012

Fun Stuff 2 (Twitter Tweets)


"I get knocked down/ But I get up again/ But gently/ To ease lower back strain." (Chumbalumbar)
OK, that's it for the Twitterverse for now--I'm off to do some actual wriitng!
Does anyone else find that True Twit validation thing annoying? No, I won't join up to prove myself. Let this stand as proof of my humanity!
So, you don’t know what Canada is like eh? This should help.
Directions: something kids never follow, women never understand, and men never ask for.
It takes forty-three muscles to frown and seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
It's great to eat under an open sky, even if it is radioactive from japan.
The police put "Wanted" posters of me all over town, so I just wrote "Help" before "Wanted" and now I'm interviewing some great candidates!
if I was president instead of reforming health care I'd be like holy shit I'm the president
The easiest thing to do on earth is not write. WILLIAM GOLDMAN
"We are changing your main character into a werewolf. And a woman. And she's from Texas."
I think I just heard someone answer the "what did you do this weekend" question with "I went peeing at Golden Gate Park."
I really need to stop saying, “How stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge.
If you're not strange, you're not weird. If you're not weird, you're not funny. if you're not funny, you're boring. Who wants to be boring?
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. CONFUCIUS

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