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 22h Rob Kutner ‏ @ApocalypseHow

"I get knocked down/ But I get up again/ But gently/ To ease lower back strain." (Chumbalumbar)

29 Apr Helen Lowe ‏ @helenl0we

OK, that's it for the Twitterverse for now--I'm off to do some actual wriitng!

28 Apr saltandcigarettes ‏ @saltcigarettes

Does anyone else find that True Twit validation thing annoying? No, I won't join up to prove myself. Let this stand as proof of my humanity!

27 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

So, you don’t know what Canada is like eh? This should help. http://lockerz.com/s/204599010

26 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

Directions: something kids never follow, women never understand, and men never ask for.

26 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

It takes forty-three muscles to frown and seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

25 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

It's great to eat under an open sky, even if it is radioactive from japan.

25 Apr Matt Roller ‏ @rolldiggity

The police put "Wanted" posters of me all over town, so I just wrote "Help" before "Wanted" and now I'm interviewing some great candidates!

24 Apr Sarah Beattie ‏ @nachosarah

if I was president instead of reforming health care I'd be like holy shit I'm the president

24 Apr Jon Winokur ‏ @AdviceToWriters

The easiest thing to do on earth is not write. WILLIAM GOLDMAN #amwriting #writing #writetip

23 Apr Cam Banks ‏ @boymonster

@susanjmorris "We are changing your main character into a werewolf. And a woman. And she's from Texas."

23 Apr Elizabeth ‏ @twoscooters

I think I just heard someone answer the "what did you do this weekend" question with "I went peeing at Golden Gate Park."

23 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

I really need to stop saying, “How stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge.

22 Apr Tim ‏ @qwertying

If you're not strange, you're not weird. If you're not weird, you're not funny. if you're not funny, you're boring. Who wants to be boring?

21 Apr Jon Winokur ‏ @AdviceToWriters

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. CONFUCIUS #amwriting

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