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Rob Kutner
"I get knocked down/ But I get up again/ But gently/ To ease lower back strain." (Chumbalumbar)
Helen Lowe
OK, that's it for the Twitterverse for now--I'm off to do some actual wriitng!
saltandcigarettes
Does anyone else find that True Twit
validation thing annoying? No, I won't join up to prove myself. Let this
stand as proof of my humanity!
Tim
So, you don’t know what Canada is like eh? This should help. http://lockerz.com/s/204599010
Directions: something kids never follow, women never understand, and men never ask for.
It takes forty-three muscles to frown
and seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a
dumb look on your face.
It's great to eat under an open sky, even if it is radioactive from japan.
Matt Roller
The police put "Wanted" posters of me
all over town, so I just wrote "Help" before "Wanted" and now I'm
interviewing some great candidates!
Sarah Beattie
if I was president instead of reforming health care I'd be like holy shit I'm the president
Jon Winokur
Cam Banks
Elizabeth
I think I just heard someone answer the "what did you do this weekend" question with "I went peeing at Golden Gate Park."
I really need to stop saying, “How stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge.
If you're not strange, you're not
weird. If you're not weird, you're not funny. if you're not funny,
you're boring. Who wants to be boring?
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