"I get knocked down/ But I get up again/ But gently/ To ease lower back strain." (Chumbalumbar)
OK, that's it for the Twitterverse for now--I'm off to do some actual wriitng!
Does anyone else find that True Twit validation thing annoying? No, I won't join up to prove myself. Let this stand as proof of my humanity!
Directions: something kids never follow, women never understand, and men never ask for.
It takes forty-three muscles to frown and seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
The police put "Wanted" posters of me all over town, so I just wrote "Help" before "Wanted" and now I'm interviewing some great candidates!
if I was president instead of reforming health care I'd be like holy shit I'm the president
I think I just heard someone answer the "what did you do this weekend" question with "I went peeing at Golden Gate Park."
I really need to stop saying, “How stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge.
If you're not strange, you're not weird. If you're not weird, you're not funny. if you're not funny, you're boring. Who wants to be boring?