My Favourite Twitter Tweets #3

Here is the third rendition of my favourite Twitter Tweets. Please enjoy them while I avoid Twitter and continue to rewrite Challenger. I'm currently adding in loads of monsters and magic items. I know that's no excuse for not putting out the book yet, but quality over speed, right?

28 Jun Jon Winokur ‏@AdviceToWriters

If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good. THORNTON WILDER #writing

28 Jun Craig & Associates ‏@RPGOrbit

Healthcare? Why do you think we bring along the cleric?

28 Jun TED! ‏@comedyposts

Girl: "How much do you love me?" Boy: "Look at the sky and count the stars." Girl: "But, it's daytime..." Boy: "Haha, exactly."

28 Jun TED! ‏@comedyposts

Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.

11 Jun Matt Roller ‏@rolldiggity

My new business idea will make you see dollar signs! (My idea is to press coins against people's eyes.)

11 Jun Will Phillips ‏@TheThryll

If there’s one thing to be learned from horror movies, it’s that children are absolutely terrifying.

11 Jun Matt Roller ‏@rolldiggity

Nothing like having your power shut off all weekend to make you realize what's really important in life. (Electricity.)

4 Jun DnD Online Games ‏@DnDOnlineGames

What? Amazon's #1 most popular tabletop #RPG is... "Challenger"?

2 Jun Dave Horwitz ‏@Dave_Horwitz

People who think bloggers are losers who live in their mom's basement are so misinformed. Some of us live in the garage or attic. 

2 Jun Jon Winokur ‏@AdviceToWriters

It doesn’t matter if your lead character is good or bad. He just has to be interesting, and he has to be good at what he does. DAVID CHASE

27 May Georg Grey ‏@Georg_Grey

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox. ~ Lao-Tzu

26 May EN World ‏@Morrus

Someone pointed out that #dndnext wizards should be intoxicated at all times. At-will magic missile FTW!

26 May Jon Winokur ‏@AdviceToWriters

Show up. Get to work even when you don’t feel like writing—especially when you don’t feel like writing. DANIEL H. PINK #writing #writetip

25 May Tim ‏@qwertying

Universal truth: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

4 May Andy Holloman ‏@AndyHolloman

Unknown #Indie #Writer - "Of course I had my work edited before I published. I ran it through the spell checker 3 TIMES !"

4 May TED! ‏@comedyposts

When people ask me, "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please", I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes".

3 May Kam Hervey ‏@KamHervey

“@TheEddieOutlaw: That joke went over like a fart in church.”Ahh..That's why they call it a PEW! Right! Thank you, I'll be here all day! LOL

3 May Will Phillips ‏@TheThryll

I want my tombstone to just say ":("

2 May Samantha Sassypants ‏@SueTheSnark

I don't wanna shock anyone, but... I'm a woman.

2 May Debbie Swanson ‏@DebbieSwanson4

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~ Confucius

1 May Tim ‏@qwertying

I say "sorry" even when i didn’t do anything wrong. Because I. AM. CANADIAN.

1 May Kasey Anderson ‏@KaseyAnderson

TWITTER is an acronym for Troubled Witty Individuals Trying To Escape Reality.

1 May Tim ‏@qwertying

An optimist is the dude who yells out "Wet T-Shirt Contest!" during the sinking of the Titanic.

1 May Shelly Baur ‏@shellybaur

Fav cust service line I used today, "Maybe you need to cast a "Lift Mail Curse" on your mailbox?"

1 May Burning Love ‏@burninglovemark

I want to find someone to start a family with! Someone who will do most of the housework and stuff you have to do with kids. Like cooking.

...RPG Art

...Canada