Tuesday, 10 July 2012

My Favourite Twitter Tweets #3

Here is the third rendition of my favourite Twitter Tweets. Please enjoy them while I avoid Twitter and continue to rewrite Challenger. I'm currently adding in loads of monsters and magic items. I know that's no excuse for not putting out the book yet, but quality over speed, right?



If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good. THORNTON WILDER
Healthcare? Why do you think we bring along the cleric?
Girl: "How much do you love me?" Boy: "Look at the sky and count the stars." Girl: "But, it's daytime..." Boy: "Haha, exactly."
Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.
My new business idea will make you see dollar signs! (My idea is to press coins against people's eyes.)
If there’s one thing to be learned from horror movies, it’s that children are absolutely terrifying.
Nothing like having your power shut off all weekend to make you realize what's really important in life. (Electricity.)
What? Amazon's #1 most popular tabletop is... "Challenger"?
People who think bloggers are losers who live in their mom's basement are so misinformed. Some of us live in the garage or attic. 
It doesn’t matter if your lead character is good or bad. He just has to be interesting, and he has to be good at what he does. DAVID CHASE
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox. ~ Lao-Tzu

Someone pointed out that wizards should be intoxicated at all times. At-will magic missile FTW!
Show up. Get to work even when you don’t feel like writing—especially when you don’t feel like writing. DANIEL H. PINK
Universal truth: Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Unknown - "Of course I had my work edited before I published. I ran it through the spell checker 3 TIMES !"
When people ask me, "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please", I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes".
: That joke went over like a fart in church.”Ahh..That's why they call it a PEW! Right! Thank you, I'll be here all day! LOL
I want my tombstone to just say ":("
I don't wanna shock anyone, but... I'm a woman.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~ Confucius
I say "sorry" even when i didn’t do anything wrong. Because I. AM. CANADIAN.
TWITTER is an acronym for Troubled Witty Individuals Trying To Escape Reality.
An optimist is the dude who yells out "Wet T-Shirt Contest!" during the sinking of the Titanic.
Fav cust service line I used today, "Maybe you need to cast a "Lift Mail Curse" on your mailbox?"
I want to find someone to start a family with! Someone who will do most of the housework and stuff you have to do with kids. Like cooking.

...RPG Art

...Canada 

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